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CONTENTS

Chapter
Ebook
page



...... Quotes

6

    Dedication
7
1
  Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Beloved Emperor Declares Victory Over Barbarians May 23, 2003
9

2

  A Vietnam Veteran’s Advice to The Troops in Iraq
May 30, 2003
13
   

Inside Job, Take Two
(An extended photo caption and guest editorial by Bill Fox)

17


3


  Apocalypse Now in Baghdad – Apocalypse Soon for
Los Angeles
June 6, 2003

20


4

  Winning Hearts and Minds With Rifle Butts June 13, 2003

24

5


  Quack! Quack! Quack! Bang! Bang! Bang! It’s as Easy as Ordering Pizza June 20, 2003

28


6

  Smoking Pot and Shooting Chickens June 27, 2003

33

7


  Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Terrorists Destroy National Irony
Supply
July 4, 2003

38


8

  All We Are Here Is Sitting Ducks July 11, 2003

43

9

  A “Mysterious Illness” is Killing GIs in Iraq – 2003

49

10

  Oh Boy! Can I Watch? Pant! Pant! Pant! – 2003

54

11


  Barbarian Chief Gives Glorious Imperial Legions 24
Hours to Get Out of Teutoburg Forest

62


12

  KABOOM! Has Bonehead Declared War on Europa?

68

13

  Achtung! You Are Approaching the Secure Zone

73

14

  Sgt. Skull Opines on the Glorious Imperial Battle Plan

78

15

  Thinking About Russia and Nukes

83

16
  “BAWK! The nukes are falling!
88


17


...... Fighting From Behind a Four-Foot High Wall of Body
Bags

93


18

  Ft. Dead Puking Buzzard

101

19

  Yee Haw! Let’s Go Shoot Up Dodge City

106

20

  Report Suspicious Activity

111

21

  The British Gangster Strategy for Conquering the World

116

22

  Pimps on Parade

123

23

  The Day we have to Bomb L.A.

128

24


  USMC Repulses Attack of Afghan Kamikaze Camel
– Dec 16, 2001

134


25

  How Long Before They Nuke Us? – Sep 17, 2001

139

26


  Ex-Imperial Marine Leads Bongonian Uprising Against Glorious Empire – 2002

145


27

  Pssst! Wanna Buy a 12-Year-Old Girl? – Jan 20, 2002

151

28

  Let’s Nuke the Ingrate Barbarian Oil Hogs – Jan 7, 2005

157

29

  They’re All Going to Die - Part 2 – April 27, 2004

163

30

  Sgt. Skull’s One-Shot Wonder Mortar - April 6, 2005

168

31

  Submarine Nazis Gotta Die

174

32

  Viva la Reconquista!

187

33

  Iraq Postmortem

139

34

  Glorious Imperial Legions on a Roll - March 31, 2003

190

35

  The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories

193

36

  Gongs, Heroes and Senator Kerry

197

37   Heidi My Ass! - A Rant About Switzerland
203


38 ...... Sgt. Skull's Gerry Owen (St Skull’s Poetry Corner – Eat
yer heart out, William S.)
206






Sgt Skull's FM Cover Contents Quotes Dedication
  Chapt 1 Chapt 2 Guest Editorial Back to Catalog Page