CONTENTS

Chapter			Ebook page
	......	Quotes	6
		Dedication	7
1		Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Beloved Emperor Declares Victory Over Barbarians May 23, 2003	9
2		A Vietnam Veteran’s Advice to The Troops in Iraq May 30, 2003	13
		Inside Job, Take Two (An extended photo caption and guest editorial by Bill Fox)	17
3		Apocalypse Now in Baghdad – Apocalypse Soon for Los Angeles June 6, 2003	20
4		Winning Hearts and Minds With Rifle Butts June 13, 2003	24
5		Quack! Quack! Quack! Bang! Bang! Bang! It’s as Easy as Ordering Pizza June 20, 2003	28
6		Smoking Pot and Shooting Chickens June 27, 2003	33
7		Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Terrorists Destroy National Irony Supply July 4, 2003	38
8		All We Are Here Is Sitting Ducks July 11, 2003	43
9		A “Mysterious Illness” is Killing GIs in Iraq – 2003	49
10		Oh Boy! Can I Watch? Pant! Pant! Pant! – 2003	54
11		Barbarian Chief Gives Glorious Imperial Legions 24 Hours to Get Out of Teutoburg Forest	62
12		KABOOM! Has Bonehead Declared War on Europa?	68
13		Achtung! You Are Approaching the Secure Zone	73
14		Sgt. Skull Opines on the Glorious Imperial Battle Plan	78
15		Thinking About Russia and Nukes	83
16		“BAWK! The nukes are falling!	88

17	......	Fighting From Behind a Four-Foot High Wall of Body Bags	93
18		Ft. Dead Puking Buzzard	101
19		Yee Haw! Let’s Go Shoot Up Dodge City	106
20		Report Suspicious Activity	111
21		The British Gangster Strategy for Conquering the World	116
22		Pimps on Parade	123
23		The Day we have to Bomb L.A.	128
24		USMC Repulses Attack of Afghan Kamikaze Camel – Dec 16, 2001	134
25		How Long Before They Nuke Us? – Sep 17, 2001	139
26		Ex-Imperial Marine Leads Bongonian Uprising Against Glorious Empire – 2002	145
27		Pssst! Wanna Buy a 12-Year-Old Girl? – Jan 20, 2002	151
28		Let’s Nuke the Ingrate Barbarian Oil Hogs – Jan 7, 2005	157
29		They’re All Going to Die - Part 2 – April 27, 2004	163
30		Sgt. Skull’s One-Shot Wonder Mortar - April 6, 2005	168
31		Submarine Nazis Gotta Die	174
32		Viva la Reconquista!	187
33		Iraq Postmortem	139
34		Glorious Imperial Legions on a Roll - March 31, 2003	190
35		The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories	193
36		Gongs, Heroes and Senator Kerry	197
37		Heidi My Ass! - A Rant About Switzerland	203

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Sgt. Skull's Gerry Owen (St Skull’s Poetry Corner – Eat yer heart out, William S.)

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